* Matthew Lynn: “There has never been a better time to polish your CV, shine your shoes and start a new hedge fund.”
* InBev, Part II? PE firms salivate over the divestitures that could result from a Kraft-Cadbury merger.
* Morning Call: U.S. futures point lower following yesterday’s rally, London rises early, European rally continues, the Nikkei gains on tech and Hong Kong hits two-week high.
* Saul Klein: Seedcamp, thoughts on the evolution of a European startup
* Tweet of the Day: @pkedrosky “Anyone citing sub-5-year venture capital data as a sign of industry improvement should be spanked.”
* Wall Street storm clouds: “The average maturities of new debt issuance by Moody’s-rated banks around the world fell from 7.2 years to 4.7 years over the last five years — the shortest average maturity on record.”
* Note to self? The Boston Globe runs an editorial on Steve Pagliuca’s Senate candidacy, saying that his private equity career “deserves a fair and full vetting.” Ummm… Was that in question? Reads to me like an editorial assignment for the newsdesk that somehow got published.
* Twitter TV: Shit My Dad Says, a hillarious Twitter account that relays the sayings of Justin Halpern’s 73 year-old father, has gotten a television option deal from CBS.
* Frederic Filoux: The iPhone is no media savior, so long as certain companies keep offering free apps.
* Listicle: Eight buyout pros to watch under 40 (sub req.)
* Back to the Future: Is it 1983 all over again, with an 18-year bull market to follow? Henry Blodget and Aaron Task discuss: